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Posted Monday, November 21, 2005 - 11:02 pm

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Jesus is Magic
"Jesus is Magic" delivers the brassy and self-absorbed humor that comedian Sarah Silverman is famous for. The writer and star of this comedy once said boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel's privates smell like her grandmother's house: brisket and cigarettes. In the first scene, we see another side of Silverman. She is sarcastic and funny but sensitive as she listens to friends brag about mediocre Hollywood success. You can almost hear her beautiful, brown eyes roll. This cinematic moment is short lived. Silverman has no intention of revealing any more vulnerability that would ruin her dirty-girl image. As she leaves her friends' house, so does any chance of this comedy having any plot or dignity. "I'm going to be a star! I'm going to have my own show!" Silverman sings. The rest of the film is a comedy sketch sprinkled with naughty musical skits between topics that include pornography, AIDS, poverty and Jews who buy German cars. Sarah gets away with joking about serious topics because she is fun to watch. When Silverman makes out with herself in a mirror, it becomes clear that she is in love with the character that is Sarah Silverman. Unfortunately, she is unwilling to give viewers anything else. This is fine for a comedy sketch, but not for a movie. R - Amber Fairweather
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    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    Attention Muggles: There are many of you who would see "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" even if Link printed this review as a haiku or in Portuguese. So I'm happy to report that the fourth film based on J.K. Rowling's culturally ubiquitous novels is a thoroughly satisfying effort that honors the series' darkening themes. Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) is now 14 and a fourth-year student at Hogwarts. The school is abuzz with the arrival of young wizards from other parts of the world for the Triwizard tournament, a sort of "Survivor" for the young and magical. Harry is too young to compete but is thrust into the fray when the Goblet of Fire spits his name out anyway. To the amazement of his pals Ron and Hermione (Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, better in each movie) and the consternation of headmaster Dumbledore (Michael Gambon), Harry is soon battling dragons and bad-tempered mermaids alongside older, more experienced wizards. It doesn't help that Harry's dreams are troubled by images of Lord Voldemort, the evil wizard responsible for killing Harry's parents. When Voldemort finally does show up late in the movie, he's played by an almost unrecognizable Ralph Fiennes, who in the movie bears a startling resemblance to Fiennes' character in "The English Patient." "Goblet" is the transitional book in the Potter series, a sort of I-don't-understand-what's-happening-to-my-body story. Harry has a first crush, the exotic Cho Chang (Katie Leung); and Hermione is beginning to turn heads as well, though her feelings about her friends leave her confused. The Harry Potter series only gets darker from here, but at least the filmmakers are ready to go wherever J.K. Rowling leads. PG-13 - Crowe

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
    Incest, murder and torture may not necessarily be the formula for a comedy, but in this holiday mystery, comedy abounds thanks to hilarious performances from Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer and Michelle Monaghan. "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" follows a small time New York thief Harry Lockhart (Downey Jr.) on his trip to L.A. to pursue a possible acting job. While visiting the west coast Lockhart meets private eye Gay Perry (Val Kilmer) and gets caught up in a murder mystery that involves all of the aforementioned vulgarities. Lockhart and Perry become a team, working to solve a murder that becomes more complicated as the movie develops. Also tossed into the mess is Harmony Faith Lane (Michelle Monaghan), described by Lockhart as the girl who got away, a high school crush who Lockhart never acted on. After Lane's sister is found dead there are two bodies to deal with. While this movie is as pulpy as Florida orange juice, it works. Downey Jr. and Kilmer work off each other perfectly, exchanging one-liners and correcting each other's grammar. Kilmer, who hasn't given us a memorable performance since 1997's "The Saint," is the definite scene- stealer in 'Kiss Kiss,' refusing to overplay the 'Gay' part of Gay Perry and turning in most of the laughs in the movie. Michelle Monaghan, who already gave us a great performance this year in "North Country," gives the perfect mix of smart Bond-girl and hardass to compete with the male performances. And while Kilmer may be the scene-stealer, Downey Jr. makes us hope he continues to bring his neurotic persona to movies and stays out of rehab. Stylistically, director Shane Black detours from a standard narrative and breaks up his movie into chapters narrated by Lockhart. It's a sharp, stylish and hilarious take on what could have also been done as a bloody, soulless action movie. "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" may not have a wizard or a musical legend, but it has enough originality and wit to compete with the blockbusters. R - Parra.

    Pride and Prejudice (opens wednesday)
    If Jane Austen is credited for writing one of the most acclaimed novels in literature, then director Joe Wright should also be credited for creating this successful adaptation. Even though the film is set in the late 18th century, the pretense and forced performances found in other period pieces are not found. The beautiful cinematography and performances by the entire cast provide the warmth and familiarity found in Austen's novel. Keira Knightley's portrayal of Elizabeth Bennet is impeccable. Knightley enables viewers to follow the struggles an English country girl of modest wealth and social stature to find happiness and love. Elizabeth's false judgments of the wealthy and delightfully haughty Mr. Darcy (Matthew MacFayden) endanger her search for true love. As the intertwining storylines of Elizabeth and her four sisters unfold, the difference between the attitudes of those who have and those who have not are fairly portrayed. "Pride and Prejudice" is truly a love story to those who have read the novel. For those who have not, it may be difficult to appreciate the intricate details that the film has preserved. At times, the film does not have transition between scenes that words provide. However, these are minor critiques of a film that is simply charming. PG - Amber Fairweather.

    Get Rich or Die Tryin'
    A barely fictionalized account of Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson's rise from a drug-dealing, armed-robbing gangster in New York to one of rap's iconic figures, "Get Rich" will be interpreted by opposing sides of the free speech debate as either urgent insight into the origins of inner-city crime or an irresponsible glorification of gang violence. Sometimes it's hard to find the line. Jackson's character is monotonous and emotionally drowsy, never wandering far beyond a worn ghetto man-child template. "Get Rich" yearns to be an epic gangster tale in the mold of "Scarface," but it just feels too flat, more like a sample of a hit than a hit in its own right. R - Goldberg

    Derailed
    Clive Owen broods his way through "Derailed," a nasty thriller that is about much less than it initially appears to be. Owen plays Charles, an ad executive in a dull marriage who is struggling with the financial pressures of having a diabetic daughter. A missed train and a very unfortunate seat choice bring a woman named Lucinda (Jennifer Aniston) into Charles' life. After some soul-searching, the attractive couple proceeds to a hotel room, but the tryst is interrupted by a mugger named Philippe (Vincent Cassel) who takes Charles' money and ID. "Derailed" has been hyped as Jennifer Aniston's first post-Friends, post-marriage movie; but Aniston's role is actually relatively small. This is Clive Owen's show, and he gets at the slowly unfolding desperation behind Charles' cool facade. It's worth noting there's also a good deal of violence, the initial attack on Owen and Aniston is extremely brutal and includes a depiction of sexual assault. "Derailed" gives off the unpleasant buzz of a movie trying much too hard to shock and please us. R - Crowe

    Jarhead
    We follow a doe-eyed young Marine named Anthony Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal) as this bleak, blistering film introduces him to an impersonal grind in which young men suddenly become "maggots." Everyone in this Marine Corps is treated like an out-of-place Southerner fumbling through Times Square. Most of us can laugh at this uniform cynicism because we weren't there. It jibes with the hardass reputation that we see in war movies, and thus it's funny in an uncomfortable familiar-yet-distant way. The aforementioned humor comes through in macho pranks and aggressive braggadocio, but "Jarhead" is far from slapstick comedy. Director Sam Mendes ("American Beauty") depicts a dusty, washed out wasteland in which the relentless tension of waiting to attack or be attacked and the slow boil of military-sponsored testosterone overload create a group of men straddling a line between vigilance and insanity. R - Goldberg

    Zathura
    All the things that were wrong about "Jumanji," the 1995 fantasy about a board game that turned a suburban house into a danger-filled jungle, have been avoided in Jon Favreau's outer space sequel, "Zathura." The lavishly illustrated books by Chris Van Allsburg inspired both films, but the makers of "Jumanji" burdened that simple tale with busyness and back story. "Zathura" is streamlined and focused. About the only major complaint to be hurled against "Zathura" is at almost two hours, it's too long. With 20 fewer minutes it might have been perfect. G - Knight Ridder

    Chicken Little
    After breaking up with Pixar - the animation company who along with Disney brought us "The Incredibles" and "Finding Nemo," - Disney should have worked a little harder to create something that reminded us of its magic. "Chicken Little" is far from magical. While the chicken was cute and Zach Braff's voice made us feel for the poultry, the movie moved slowly and did not have the same witty dialogue that allowed parents and children to enjoy the Pixar flicks of the past. It's unfortunate that Disney couldn't try harder, instead of recycling the same wimpy sidekicks and sappy soundtracks. G - Parra

    The Legend of Zorro
    The sequel to 1998's "The Mask of Zorro" doesn't venture far beyond suave surface appeal. "The Legend of Zorro" is the simplest kind of cinema offering. There's a hero, a beauty, a wealthy villain, a love triangle, a precocious kid and an idealistic fight against injustice. If you like that sort of thing, "Zorro" is your next Friday night out. If you don't, stay home and watch "Monk." PG - Goldberg

    Dreamer
    A youngster lives out her fantasy about having a horse in the backyard. Yep, this is every kid's dream come to life. It's also every man's dream about making a small investment and quadrupling your money. PG - Nicky VanValkenburgh

    Saw II
    The second "Saw" isn't as accomplished or precise as the first, but it's well worth watching because, in an era when most movies are forgotten before the popcorn is digested, it makes you feel something. Feel what? Take your pick: revulsion, horror, guilt. R - Associated Press


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