Munich, Dec. 23
After Palestinian terrorists kill 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Olympics, Eric Bana is part of a team hired by the Israeli government to find and kill the terrorists. Steven Spielberg directs. This will probably not be the Goldberg happy Christmas movie of 2005. Underworld: Evolution, Jan. 20
Looks like Kate Beckinsale is a vampire cursed to wear a skin-tight leather bodysuit for all eternity. Or something like that. I'd probably be pretty grumpy, too.
Big Momma's House 2, Jan. 27
Martin Lawrence gets to wear a fat suit and sneak into the women's locker room again. Everyone who likes movies should petition Russell Simmons and beg him to bring back "Def Comedy Jam" so we can get this guy out of our theaters.