In the Mix, Nov. 23
R&B singer Usher is a superstar DJ recruited to protect a mob princess. Somewhere Justin Timberlake is developing a script about a, uh, handsome karaoke MC recruited to protect a, uh ... mob princess. Yeah, that's the ticket. Underworld: Evolution, Jan. 20
Looks like Kate Beckinsale is a vampire cursed to wear a skin-tight leather bodysuit for all eternity. Or something like that. I'd probably be pretty grumpy, too.
Big Momma's House 2, Jan. 27
Martin Lawrence gets to wear a fat suit and sneak into the women's locker room again. Everyone who likes movies should petition Russell Simmons and beg him to bring back "Def Comedy Jam" so we can get this guy out of our theaters.
Daniel Goldberg can be reached at movies@upstatelink.com.